Tuesday, January 24, 2012

superbowl

Out of the maybe one or two things Jay and I have in common is a love of football - NFL football to be specific. I'm a hardcore Pittsburg Steelers fan and Jay is a hardcore Green Bay Packers fan. (As you can see, even the things we have in common tend to end up being us having nothing in common.) Three years ago I decided to hold a Superbowl Party for no other reason than I wanted to do something to break up the winter blahs and with that a tradition began. Every year for as long as I'm physically able to we'll have a party on the first Sunday in February. (And completely ignore the Grey Cup game - the Canadian version of Superbowl.)
Last year I had the idea to cook a dish to represent 4 of the eight teams remaining. I made Wisconsin brats for Green Bay, Chicago Deep Dish Pizza for the Bears, Devonshire Sandwiches for Pittsburg and New York Cheesecake for the Jets. The company was great, the food was to die for, the game - not so much. (Pittsburg lost to Green Bay. I'm *still* hearing about it to this day.)
I started planning this year's Superbowl party about a month ago. (Unfortunately, both the Steelers and the Packers didn't share my idea of showing up for Superbowl Sunday alongside us.) Because I always have to out-do even myself, here's the menu for this year, representing the final four. (Sort of)

San Francisco 49ers - Homemade Rice-a-Roni
Baltimore Ravens - Crab Cakes
New England Patriots - Boston Creme Pie

And here's where the "sort of" comes in -

New York Giants beat the Green Bay Packers.
Denver Broncos beat the Pittsburg Steelers.
Unfortunately for them, I'm the gal in charge. Given that ....

Green Bay Packers - Deep Fried Cheese Curds
Pittsburg Steelers - Devonshire Sandwiches

And the crowning touch will be my attempt to make this -

Wish me luck :)

Friday, January 6, 2012

three little miracles

Little Miracle Number One

Thanks to Aaron who will not be forgiven I am now a "Skyping Grandmother." A friend of mine is married to a man who thankfully works at an electronics recycling plant and he managed to get me a pretty nifty swifty laptop with a built in camera and microphone for mere pennies which I promptly named Skype-uter. Where I go, it goes and Skype is always open. For the most part Tara and I tend to "type chat" rather than video chat but if the girls are available, their mom will hit the video chat button so that we can visit face to face. This past Monday was no exception - other than the fact that it was the Monday following New Years Day, my day for "taking down Christmas" and putting it away for another year. I'm busy. Really busy. Half an hour into my really busy I heard the Skype phone ring. I ran into the kitchen, answered it, and it was Claudia. I assumed one of her parents dialed me in for her. We chatted for about 15 minutes at which point I told her that I was busy taking down the Christmas decorations and tree and needed to go. Seven minutes worth of "love you miss you" later we disconnect. I left the kitchen and immediately heard the Skype phone ring again. Back into the kitchen, it's Claudia again. Another 15 minutes, another 7 minutes and we hang up again. Three steps into the dining room and yeah you guessed it, it rang again.

"Sweetheart .... why does mommy keep ringing me?"

"She isn't."

"Daddy?"

"No."

"Where are your parents?"

"In the kitchen."

"Um. How are you doing this?"

"Oh, I just kept clicking the buttons until I saw you on the computer. You're the button that looks like a phone!!"

She's four.


Little Miracle Number Two

Before the girls moved to Germany, Jay came up with a brilliant idea that involved taking the girls to Build A Bear and having them build two bears, one being a "grandma bear" and the other a "papa bear." His logic was that the bears would represent us while they were away and could comfort them if they were scared, lonely or just plain missed us. We told their parents to go away for a few hours and up to Build A Bear we went with Claudia and Eloise to make a couple of bears. And it worked. Too well in fact. Eloise fell in love with her Papa Bear and took that thing everywhere. We could write a book on the adventures that bear went on. In the first two months that they were in Germany, Papa Bear was lost 3 times - one of those times being left behind on their trip to Copenhagen. Amazingly enough, he was found and returned. He came back to Canada when they came here in December - with a severe back injury. Luckily, grandma had a needle and thread handy and was able to perform a successful operation on him. Two days later Eloise threw up all over him. Another exciting adventure awaited him, this time in a washing machine and dryer.  And then they returned to Germany. A week later and our worst nightmare happened. Papa Bear was lost - this time for good. Aaron called everywhere they'd been, he retraced their steps, all to no avail. Naturally we were told and I told Tara that we'd go back up to Build A Bear and replace Papa Bear and just tell Ellie that somehow he found his way to our house. Good story right? Too bad for us that the bear Ellie chose was a limited edition bear, never to grace the walls of Build A Bear again. And right about then was when my long standing love affair with Google reached its apex. We rushed home, I booted up the Skype-uter and damned if I didn't find that goddamn limited edition bear on Ebay. Problem was ....

I did not have an Ebay account.
(But I do now)

I did not have a Paypal account.
(But I do now)

I did not own a credit card.
(But I do now)

Papa Bear anxiously awaiting his little girl


















Little Miracle Number Three

Last summer, Tara and I went up to a local garden center and among other things, I picked up 3 hyacinth plants. I brought them home, put them on my front porch - still in their pots - and in due time, they flowered, bloomed and died. I left the three small pots of now nothing but dirt on my porch and as fall arrived, I forgot all about them. A day or two before the end of November I happened home and while walking up the sidewalk to the house, I noticed a small flash of green underneath a small table we have on the porch. Upon closer inspection it turned out to be one of the three pots of now long abandoned hyacinth plants - and it was sprouting. Outside. In November. In Canada. Down on my knees I went in search of the other two. I found them, brought all three in, watered them, sat them in the living room bay window and waited. Hyacinths represent rebirth and new beginnings.

Happy New Year

christmas - part two

From what I've been told Claudia said to her mother on Christmas Day that their Christmas was "okay" but come next year she expects to be in Canada to celebrate Christmas with her family, rather than in Germany.

My sentiments entirely little girl.

The food was great. The house was festive. Melissa showed up with her gang, Tasha and Bob with their brood. My mom even graced us with her presence - and didn't bitch once. (Okay, she bitched once. She didn't bitch twice due to the fact that her daughter has super powers when fueled with alcohol.) The kids behaved, it was noisy, it was fun, it was Christmas. And every single one of us noticed who was missing. Next year the entire family will be together.

Even if I have to go to Germany myself to get the girls.

Tasha's face when she gets a gift card for The Keg

William Hailie and Kennedy

Julian opening his "I've been asking her since June" Beyblades

Kennedy's Papa. A man with a heart of gold